Secret Story II - Expect The Unexpected Edit
Joan was one of the four intruders on the second season of Secret Story II - Expect The Unexpected.
|Joan's Voting History|
| Votes against|
|Week 1|| In the|
|Week 3|| In the|
|Week 4|| In the|
|Intruder||Not eligible|| Cold, Ellie,|
|Week 8|| Replacement|
|Week 9|| Veto Holder|
| Jury votes|
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|“||GREEEEEEEEN SZY-BITCH STOLE THE 25% OF THE GREEEEEEEEN POINTS! NOOOOOOOO! GREEEEEEN||”|
|“||So I have this brilliant strategy, I'm pretending to be innactive so I get nominated for elimination and then I come back at the Veto and try hard in every single challenge. I call it the Living Dead Strategy because the lyrics of one of my favorite songs ever: "I'm living dead, only alive, when I pretend I have died." It will be such a shocker for everybody!||”|
|“||So this is THE plan, I am gonna hand Nuno my screenshots so he submits them. This way Im safe, he is the target. I make it to the end with him and he looses cause he attempted to quit! Just gotta make sure Asston and Chris suck in the challenges... I may hand them fake screenshots so they submit them and get dqed for cheating!||”|
|“|| Hey guys so it been a pretty awesome, action packed and kinda hilarious ride 'til today. Let me explain my story from Day 1, where you guys where in the house and I was locked with three other people inside a garden that didn't even have real grass.|
From the second we knew that only half of us will survive the Secret Garden phase I created 2 alliances: one with Nuno and the other with Ali. As the days passed I felt confident with the people that were being evicted. A week before entering the game, Aston realised the twist and approached me against the rules and we made an alliance due to the fact I knew I needed as many allies as possible to enter the Mansion of Secrets. When the great day arrived Jo was pissed at me because I backstabbing her in a separate ORG. I knew she would gun for me so I started talking to people, I talked to Andrew who had apparently been left alone, and managed to make a party to get her out. It worked and I was pretty fucking happy about it.
Then started that stage of jewels and drugs. Me and Nuno decided to mock y'all for having such an obvious answer for the Garden Secret that we started yelling "GREEEEEEEEEEEEN" just to laugh at you guys. Marish got really pissed but we kept doing it... We tried to make the time of everybody funny so they liked us and kept us over Ali and Lincoln. It worked and we entered the house.
That's when me and Nuno divided ally wise but still had each other. I had Andrew, who I tried to save before his elimination but failed to do so. Then there was my kind of weird alliance with Ellie and Brian. When Brian got evicted I gotta say I voted to save him since he was awesome and really good at making cocaine snowmen.
The obvious ally I had was Szymon with who I talked to control some votes due to Szymon's likability. I also developed "The Living Dead" strategy and once again due to the fact I love mocking people I started singing the lyrics of the song to hint everybody what I was doing. I was dead in the challenges, but alive in the social and strategic aspects, but I pretended to have died in wanting to win the game as I started talking less and talking strategy with only two people, Nuno and Szymon. I helped Nuno crack Szymon's secret but didn't tell Szymon due to the fact that he or Maya could get pissed at me. I didn't play a Secret Game at all due to the following reasons: 1, I find it stupid 2, you piss off people ans create enemies for a pointless reasons 3, it was like yelling "Hey I am solving your secret because I want your ass served cold in the jury house!". In conclusion, I hate the secret game and I considered playing it one of the ways of being targetted.
The day I and Szymon both stood in the block was a really tough one. I wanted him to stay but he also wanted me to stay, this led both of us to fight over who was going just to him leave since he was considered a physical and social threat. My strategy worked and I had the only person I needed as an ally, Nuno. Him and I started dominating challenges overthrowing Chris. I myself shocked everybody when I won some challenges and that's how I reached this spot.
But before there was one of the toughest things I had to do. Aston asked me to win the HoH and get rid of him due to him having personal problems. I did a leap of face and decided to stand out of the HoH to speed up things hoping my link to Nuno will help me make it to here.
That's how the two intruders that where freed into a house with people that already had alliances took them out one by one.
I am not gonna say ANYTHING AT ALL that is Negative towards Nuno. So guys don't do those roast-the-other thing, I hate them.
Now let me have a greeeeeeeen orgasm. GREEEEEEEEEN DO YOU WANT TO BUILD A DRUGMAN? DO YOU WANNA KILL THE DRUGMAN? ELEONOR THE FUCKING DRUGS! WHY IS SZYMON TIED TO THE CEILING?! FUCKING BONDAGE! Joan